Robert Inston – First Preview

I’m contacting a technician 24 hours before the gig! My “dresser” was recruited yesterday….she knows nothing about us lot! She might get a drink if there’s any money in the collection! Hi Adrian….below is address and phone number is 0207437 1540. I’ve already left a message they don’t always answer. Plot sheet very simple I…

Robert Inston – Artwork 2011

Regina has now published her glossy and very classy London and Brighton promotional artwork for all to see in her journal….sorry “blog” Full time job in itself aswell as fermenting ethos of new “tract”. More to follow…..Good wishes from Regina….no recriminations long as her glorious majesty remains incarnated in our busy and dangerous lives! Robert…

Robert Inston – The Queen’s Head

No the Queen wasn’t able to finish the first draft of her speech in time for that wedding….in fact she thought an appearance at a similar time would confuse the public’s loyalties. You ,poor people have been disrupted enough! You should take your  leisure when you desire it i,e when you are exhausted and almost…

Robert Inston – Pure Smut

  Witness followers of the Queen the new “trimmed” image of the Queen which will appear in the Fringe Programme.More steps are being undertaken for full length….and far more glamorous shots to appear for her press and flier proofs. The images from Beijing have been delayed further, annoying, as their use could spare Regina’s coffers…

Robert Inston – Foul Humour

I was intrigued by Ian’s recent post on Chortle that didn’t have any blogs yet that are crazy or mad enough. Suppose that is what the Fringe…..or maybe the Free Fringe is all about….experimentation. Not sure how much of this really goes on in the comedy clubs..very formulaic etc etc etc. The Queen has absorbed…

Robert Inston – Negotiating

The Queen greets you again from her secret location in East London….no not the Tower she will never go there again after being incarcerated there in her youth! You….or at least the best and most cultured of you ,are familiar with Reginas progresses, “tours” in the modern parlance m,to tell her epic story. Of course…