Dave Turquoise – Real Name Game

What is Dave Turquoise’s real name?

Believe it or not people actually use Google to find out what the fat dickhead’s real name is.

However I’m not just going to tell you you’ve got to work out his surname yourself using these adjectives in no way related to Dave.

The first is MASTURBATER but not in WANKER.
The second is in USELESS but in COCK.
The third is in RIM but not JOB.
The fourth is in END but not in BELL.
The fifth is in MOODY but not CUNT.
The sixth is in RACIST but not BIGOT.
The seventh is in HAIRLESS but not BALD.


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